Overheard in Forest Hills

Overheard today in Forest Hills, NY
Group of 3 13 year-olds:

Girl: Did you know that Zeus had sex with three girls?
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: What's his last name?
Boy 1: Who's class is he in?
Girl: We don't know him. He's a God.
Boy 1: A God?
Girl: Yeah, a Greek God.
Boy 2: Oh.

I thought I was going to choke on my Cherry Coke.