Thursday, November 17, 2005

Diarrhea Donut Shop

I know that this post has a HORRIBLE name, but sometimes its best just to share it with everyone in a way that gets attention. Sometimes on the way to work, or when out leisurely walking along, i get a little hungry and have frequently stopped into THIS bagel shop.
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it has to be one of the most popular bagel destinations in the neighborhood, and i see them EVERYWHERE. This one in particular is at Broadway and 35th in Astoria.
The first few times that I ate there, I noticed that every time I would get where I was going, I was having terrible abdominal pains and immediately had to go to the bathroom....DIARRHEA.
Since I am one of those people who have chronic stomach problems, I thought this was mere coincidence. So I decided to break it up a bit. I would eat bagels from other local shops. No problems....then I would go back to this place:

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and give it another try. DIARRHEA. So, i have come to a decision. This place should change its name to Diarrhea Donuts. Thats what they serve. Justen even said that after eating one of the bagels from there his tummy felt funny. Maybe he was just sympathizing with me...or maybe it is a conspiracy.
I know how supermodels and lots of other New York types would welcome watery bowels. There is nothing better for the figure than an epidemic.

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Kate Moss
BUT faithful friends, I need to be able to keep my food down. I work sometimes 16 hours a day! How many hours does Kate work? How many lines does kate snort?
Anyways...the morale of the story is...Diarrhea sucks. errr, blows.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

you ass hole, stupid, how dare you put that picture of an epidemic child to illustrate such vanal and careless comentary. who the hell do you think you are? i wish you die from a diarrea, like a lot of people in the world who dont leisurely walk!!

Anonymous said...

This is RANDOM who cares about a stupid bagel shop i dont like bagels anyway
oh and walking doesnt make you lose weight it gives you horible big muscles at the back of ur legs which look horible with tights and 3/4 length trousers
cuz u se bout walking

Daniel said...

Told you that this entry attracts some doozies. I didn't say anything about walking in this. I did, however, mention WORKING.
And since I rarely wear tights and 3/4 trousers, this comment doesn't affect me. I wish that people that leave comments would not do it anonymously.

Anonymous said...

But, you did indeed mention walking. "Sometimes on the way to work, or when out leisurely walking along, i get a little hungry..." Anyway, I was laughing so hard, my mascara started to run. You are too funny.

Anonymous said...

omg this is old but i looked up kate moss to post her anorexicness to my friend and hey i like bagels and i have stomach problems too and you should totally stop eating there unless you wanna lose weight cos then it's like a laxative that tastes good sooooo yeah sweet awesome fuck the anonymous people bye

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is wrong with half the people leaving comments nah mate stop eating there they could be a bunch of young dickheads in there who are very unclean or putting somethink in the food i woudlnt bother i would say hey i was sick after eating your donut i actully went to the medical centre and they said i got food posioning

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