-- life --: August 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

A Survey

MY STORY.

Hi, my name is: Daniel Noland Meredith

but you can call me: Daniel

Never in my life have I: Done something that I regret.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: our current president.

My high school is/was: Lighthouse Christian Academy

When I’m nervous: My tummy hurts.

The last song I listened to was: According to my ITunes--"Easy Silence" by the Dixie Chicks. Such a great song.

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Unfortunately, this administration does not recognize my love.

My hair is: still in bed head mode.

When I was 4: I thought that my Granny J was the best thing in the world. I still do.

Last Christmas: Justen and I spent the holiday alone together here in the apartment with Naomi. It was the closest thing to perfect I have ever experienced.

I should be: eating.

When I look down I see: crotch.

The happiest recent event was: me and Justen holding Naomi and singing happy birthday to her.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’ i'd be: canceled, but still in syndication.

By this time next year: I'll probably still be sitting here doing this. Hopefully I will be a union actor then.

My current gripe is: i hate it when it is hot.

I have a hard time understanding: cellphones and fax machines. It weirds me out that there are conversations flying around all the time.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Justen.

I want to buy: a new mattress.

I plan to visit next: the New York Library for the Performing Arts

If you spent the night at my house: I would have to pull out the air mattress. And you would have to share it with Naomi.

The world could do without: Conservatives.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: A mattress topper.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: food.

My middle name is: Noland. It is my grandmother's maiden name.

In the morning I: hate waking up.

Last night I was: working.

There’s this guy I know who: is a movie star.

If I was an animal I’d be a: dog. But I would want to be a dog in my home. Not just anywhere. Otherwise, I would be a manatee.

A better name for me would be: I think that Daniel does just fine.

Tomorrow I am: working. again.

Tonight I am: working.

My birthday is: March 16. Pisces.

THANKS JEN NELSON LANE FOR THE SURVEY!!!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

How Come ....

...when I get into the audition room, the piano is out of tune, the accompanist is playing like she is in a room the size of the Met rather than the shoe box we are actually in, and I accidentally grabbed the resumes that have one of my roles misspelled?

All I am trying to do is get a leg up. Sometimes it feels like someone else has a bigger leg up, and it is hiked up and peeing on me. Just thoughts on the audition that I blew yesterday.....

First of all, I have been wanting to audition for this company for a while. I'm not going to say what it is, because it would embarrass me. The company is Equity, so yesterday I went in expecting to wait. I got there right on time, and no one else did. I asked if they would see non-AEA, they said sure--and just to hang out for a bit. Thirty seconds later, they came back and said that they were ready for me.

The piano sounded like one of those symphonies that I used to beat out on Granny J's pots and pans. I asked her to give me a B before I started. She did, and I looked at her and said, "Really?" I thought maybe I was just anxious, and that the B really was that low. As soon as she started playing I realized that the piano was all over the place. I transposed on the fly dropping down 2 keys to more closely follow what I was hearing. Now my up-tempo song to show off my range sounded like something I could sing after a pack of cigarettes.

They asked me to sing another up tempo. I looked in my bag, and all I had were 2 ballads. One was from an operetta. The other up-tempo must still be in the printer. UGGGG. So, I sang. Then read the side. Secretly inside I was wishing they would just say "Thanks" and put me out of this misery. Could they possibly be considering me? Or are they just torturing me because the rain has kept everyone else away. There they were enjoying their coffee and doughnuts. There I was melting. All scored by "Accompanist's Pots and Pans in the relative key of E flat". They asked me about a credit on my resume. Then asked me why I misspelled the name of the role. I explained that I had grabbed the resumes from the junk pile. You know---the pile that you are supposed to glue new resumes over what is there....

When I got back home, I climbed in the bed, and told Justen that we should just pretend that I never got up this morning.

Welcome to a Day In The Life of Daniel Meredith. You think you know, but you have no idea.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Too Old

I got typed out of audition today for being too old.
Don't know how I feel about that. Typing makes me so crazy sometimes. With all that training on how to appear old, young, etc...why can't they let me at least try to wow them with my talent?

That is why I feel like this man today.